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2014 May Photoshoot with Grandmaster Tu

Ever wonder what kind of training exercises Grandmaster Tu does?

Heres a sneak peak of some of the internal body training exercises that he teaches.

Internal body (Nei Gong) training strengthens the internal organs leading to a stronger immune system. More importantly, it can withstand heavy blows to given to the body without major injury. One should understand the breathing techniques that are used during the exercises to prevent injuries.

 

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Grandmaster Tu’s trip to Russia

Grandmaster Tu was invited to Russia to teach Iron Crotch Private Lesson

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Grandmaster Tu’s Tai Chi Qi Gong Instructional Book

Grandmaster Tu’s Tai Chi Qi Gong

Grandmaster Tu has been teaching Qi Gong for almost 30 years. He recently came out with a Tai Chi Qi Gong book. This book includes photo of step by step instruction on our Tai Chi Qi Gong. Grandmaster Tu’S Tai Chi is not like the Tai Chi you see in the park. His Tai Chi incorporates the 5 element Qi Gong with Tai Chi Quan. With the combination of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth each of these elements is paired up with movements that specifically targets the organ of each element. For example Fire is closely related to Heart, Water is related to Kidney and etc. These elements and their correlation to our inner organs is explained in details in the book. The book also has step by step photos to teach you the form. We also have the DVD available for those who prefer digital learning over reading. Currently this book is only available in Mandarin, however we will have an English edition soon.

Please visit our Estore to purchase the book!

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太極拳不是柔式體操,太極深藏氣功的妙法,太極拳演練過程,按五
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~~~氣功網路教學~~~

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招招精髓,絕傳於世. 氣功點穴,道家法奇門,張三丰太極,網路傳授請期

 

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Grandmaster Tu’s Qi Gong Tai Chi now Enrolling in Los Angeles.

We are now opening enrollment for 99 Power Qi Gong Tai Chi class. Our Special Tai Chi classes are not like your average Tai Chi, it is only taught here at 99 Martial Arts Center where Grand Master Tu with his 30 years of experience has incorporated both Qi Gong and Self Defense into one discipline. Some of the downfalls of doing  regular Tai Chi is that it can cause chronic joint problems if done incorrectly and often limited for older practitioners due to the high level of movement and forms. Our Qi Gong Tai Chi is suitable for all ages and is easy to learn! Not only will you feel the heat circulation with in minutes of practicing you will feel lighter and healthier!

 

Please call for more information.

Contact Info:

1-626-215-7970

Location:

99 Martial Arts Center

36 W. Live Oak Ave

Arcadia, CA 91007

 

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99 Qi Gong Yosemite Retreat! Mudras, Star Constellation and Qi Gong Training.

Grandmaster Tu brought 30 students up to his Mountain Training Retreat in Yosemite for a exciting weekend of training and exercise. Students learned Mudras which are actions of hands and fingers that can be performed at anytime and anyway such as sitting, standing, walking or traveling. These are sacred practices that are only taught to students of Grandmaster Tu and only taught in our Mountain Training Retreat in Yosemite. Classes are only held twice a year. Grandmaster Tu also taught how to absorb the Star energy at night. During the night, Grandmaster Tu also taught the artform of “star energy absorption” while gazing upon the vivid night sky.

The following morning, we gathered at Yosemite Glacier Point where we laid on enormous rocks to absorb the sun’s energy. It helped draw out the bad chi out of our bodies and promoted an overall well being.

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The 3rd Annual Golden Dragon Cup and Iron Crotch Performance

 

The 3rd Annual Golden Dragon Cup

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2013 Extraordinary Martial Arts of the World

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Grandmaster Tu was invited the Extraordinary Martial Artists Of The World.

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He was awarded with the most Unique Attainment of the Martial Arts World and the most Remarkable Martial Arts Performance.

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Julie Tu, Jenny Tu, and Jimmy Tu was awarded for their Outstanding Martial Arts Performance.

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Jenny Tu performing Iron Throat; bending 3 metal rods.

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Julie Tu performing Iron Throat; bending 3 metal rods.

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One of Grandmaster Tu’s student performing Iron Crotch.

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Penis Kung Fu

Penis Kung Fu

Yeap you read that right. The title just said “Penis Kungfu”. At first I wanted to go for “Mega Iron Dick” or “Ultimate Dong Warrior” or maybe “Supreme Man-Sausage of Steel”.. But I figured “Penis Kungfu” is better since it’s accurate and the least subtle. By the way I’m not sure why I choose this topic to blog about as my comeback but….It just seems right and hard on

The practitioner of this crotch-strengthening arts/qigong is Tu Jin-Sheng or otherwise known as Iron Crotch. While most men are remembered in history by inventing the first airplane or climbing Mount Everest this guy etched his name in history by towing a truck….with his penis

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As you can see he literally pulled a damn truck with his damn dong. Half of you guys… Who am I kidding.. 99% of you guys can’t even pull that truck with your hands. Let alone your penis. But worry not! You too can tow truck and other shits with your private parts! If you’re interested you can visit his website and learn the sacred and rare arts of sausage-strengthening. You can also check out the photo section there. Where you will be give multiple doses of pictures that will make your balls shrink the size of a dried walnut by the mere sight of it.
Even the manliest of man will cup his balls after seeing this picture
To develop your own super-powered junk you can buy the iron crotch package to master qigong. The package includes instructional DVD, training silk and training hook. The first two sounds fine but I’m not sure what can you do with a ‘training hook’. And oh yeah, the website also mentions that these exercises should not be attempted without the supervision of a certified master of Jiu Jiu Shen Gong. Which is a no brainer. No matter how daring you are no one should EVER attempt exercises that involve yanking your man-parts and hanging tonnes of weights on your privates without supervision. Otherwise, it’ll be hard to explain to the doctors how you ‘accidentally’ ripped off your dick.
I’ll punch my own balls if you can find anything manlier than this
But if you manage to master it, you’ll earn the ultimate bragging right. While your colleagues talked about how they bought that new shiny car, you can impress them by pulling that very car using nothing but your junk. Also, the look on your friend’s face when they tried to kick you in the nuts and realise it hurts you as much as bite from a toothless kitten would be priceless.
Oh yeah, did I mention that Master Tu is more than just a dick master? According to this  website it describes Master Tu as “a graceful man who moves like a swimming dragon, with sudden bursts of thunderous gestures, natural displays of raw power”. Which sounds a lot like another way of saying he possess a mega boner. It also states that Master Tu is also a musician and a painter. Being the master of qigong I think we can safely assume he might be playing piano and paints using the same body part he used to tow the truck. But hey, we’ll never know…
Pictured : A guy that is artistic and pulled a truck with his ding dongs
Despite all the awesome things he did, I still see no point in this martial arts. I mean what are you going to do? Take down a criminal by charging at them pants-down and strike them down with your iron rod of manliness? Wait, that does sounds awesome….

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